Yes, I'm beginning by alerting everyone to my brilliance. This might seem odd, but rather than taking the time to have you wade through blogs to come and make your own opinion, I thought as a public service I'd just save you valuable "surf time" and tell you, YOU'RE HERE, the center of rational but cynical thought.
I love the vast variety of horrific things the internet has to offer. Especially in the social networking worlds of MySpace, Yahoo 360, Facebook, and countless other time wasting replacements for real life. The ability and opportunity to present yourself to people in such completely unrealistic fashions where you're beautiful, witty, intelligent, and thanks to a fake profile pic, able to attract countless others like yourself has provided me endless hours of amusement as well as horror.
The beauty of this lies in the perceived anonymity of no one really knowing that you're 35, living in your mom's basement surrounded by your comic book collection and Star Wars toy figures. All that person knows on the other end of your "page" is how fantastic you are. SO fantastic in fact that you spend approximately 18 to 20 hours a day on-line while the real world works and is productive.
This is the attraction I have to blogging. Reading the complete moronic crap people write about themselves, detailing every little mundane activity of their lives AND believing that someone CARES! Awesome!
I'm old fashioned. I still read the newspaper to find out what's going on in the world or the news websites, and even television occasionally. I don't need news from bloggers. I don't really need someone else's opinion of how they see something. I'm educated and can do that for myself. Those blogs hold NO interest for me.........
But, write about your deck remodel, your romance going south, or just incessant and inane babbling about yourself and I'm hooked!
Now, GO write something ridiculous....I'm waiting
As Always, I AM
The
Blog Avenger
